Jai Ho Newton!

I often used to get confused about the order of these laws, and sometimes, the laws themselves. This was my kiddo memory aid for the same. Some situations have changed since then, like Pappu usually gets dropped by a car, teachers are refrained from spanking him and the concept of ranking and flunking has been done away with. Nevertheless, I am posting it right here! And one more thing, this title was given long before Jai-Ho acquired the present cult status of the global phrase. :)

जय हो न्यूटन!

रुके जो गाडी, पप्पू गिर जाये,

दोष इनेर्शिया का है हाये!

चल गयी गाडी, खा गया झटका,

नियम है पहला, यह न्यूटन का!

माँ की थापी मन बहलाये,

टीचर की थापी गाल सुजाये!

भार-वेगान्तर-बल का रिश्ता,

दुसरे नियम से यही समझता!

पढ़े जो मन से, अव्वल आये,

न पढने पे, कक्षा दोहराये!

हर एक्शन पे आये रिअक्शन,

धन्य है तीसरा नियमे-न्यूटन!