All That You Deserve Is Null

Soup boys seem to follow Majrooh Sultanpuri's adage 'May you burn in hell Anamika' rather than Sahir Ludhianwi's 'Move on from a beautiful juncture'.

All That You Deserve Is Null

Why do soup boys sing why this kolaveri di,

When you forced the fairy to say no already?

By the way you treat a girl,

All that you deserve is null.

If you stalk her for a week or two,

Still proposal doesn’t go through,

You thunder, ‘Listen, I love you’

And show her all your colors true.

If you think parents won’t agree,

Yet want status of some degree,

And flaunt her as a piece of filigree,

You invite wrath on your pedigree.

If you know that she is really pampered and lazy,

You say that post marriage your life looks hazy,

As you the husband will have to cook like crazy,

Then all you want is a chef to make your life easy.

If you ask her indirect questions,

She isn’t blind to your intentions,

As you continue with pretensions,

You betray trait’s ugly dimensions.

If you think you really like her,

Yet fear of denial is a bit of bother,

What your pals gonna say for ever,

Ego is what you love, not really her.

Why do soup boys sing why this kolaveri di,

When you forced the fairy to say no already?

By the way you treat a girl,

All that you deserve is null.